Tag: laughing
member name: Renita P.
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October 10, 2008 02:44 PM EDT --
1. English: I Love You
2. Spanish: Te Amo
3. French: Je T'aime
4. German: lch Liebe Dich
5. Russian: Ya Lublu tbya
6. Thai: . . .
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October 16, 2008 05:04 PM EDT --
No...not my daughter this time! But a good story.
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident.
Someone had . . .
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October 16, 2008 10:56 PM EDT --
I've heard this one before, but it still makes me laugh...
Why I Fired My Secretary
Last week was my birthday
and I didn't feel very well
waking up on that morning.
I went downstairs . . .
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October 17, 2008 11:15 PM EDT --
Safe Smoking One day two old ladies were standing outside the nursing home casually having a smoke. After being outside for a while it started to rain on them. Suddenly, one of the ladies took out a condom, . . .
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October 06, 2008 04:15 PM EDT --
Ok... I don't get this! Most employers want their employees to enjoy their job so they'll stay, etc. Not this one! This woman was told not to laugh and when she giggled again (who wouldn't . . .
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October 06, 2008 04:28 PM EDT --
Oh my goodness! This story just made me laugh! A grocery store in the UK refused to sell Jack Daniels BBQ Sauce to a 25 year old woman because she didn't have her ID with her! Apparently the . . .
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October 08, 2008 04:51 PM EDT --
The Rector will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing: 'Break Forth Into Joy.'
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter . . .
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October 08, 2008 05:22 PM EDT --
A salesman knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a faint, high pitched, "Come In".
He tried the door and it was locked, so he went around to the back door.
He knocked again and . . .
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October 10, 2008 02:31 PM EDT --
9 Things People Do that Bug Me
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where
my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
where the toilet is? . . .
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October 13, 2008 05:30 PM EDT --
-------Original Message------- Lesson Learned? The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Have your parents tell you a story with a moral at the end. . . .
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October 14, 2008 08:05 PM EDT --
An old farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants
chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he
has a rooster that he can sell. 'Yeah, I've got this neat . . .
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October 15, 2008 08:51 PM EDT --
Out of the mouths of babes...
I took my 2 girls, ages 7 & 4 to my Community Bible Study class. The kids have their own classes while the moms go to theirs. So, afterward I go to get my kids . . .
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October 16, 2008 05:16 PM EDT --
Normally I avoid discussing any advice regarding buying or selling of
stocks, but I felt this is imporant enough to share and warn you since
this explosive situation might prove to be yet another Enron. . . .
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October 26, 2008 12:57 PM EDT --
Giving Up Wine
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty
and shabby-looki ng hom eless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for
dinner.
I took . . .
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October 27, 2008 05:01 PM EDT --
Halloween is coming!
A man is walking home alone late one foggy night...
when behind him he hears:
Bump...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he . . .
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October 28, 2008 09:42 PM EDT --
A woman went to her doctor...........The doctor, after an examination,
sighed and said, 'I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your
affairs in order.'
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November 03, 2008 03:58 PM EST --
I've read this before but it still makes me laugh!
Yesterday I was at my local Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and . . .
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October 10, 2008 02:38 PM EDT --
A new opening phrase when seeing someone: 'Got lights yet?'
Coffee, frozen pizza and even rice can be grilled on a BBQ grill.
Hot pockets taste pretty good deep fried on the . . .
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October 14, 2008 11:01 PM EDT --
Here's some good financial advice I wanted you to consider given our current market condition
1. If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Wachovia stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left.
2. With . . .
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October 16, 2008 05:10 PM EDT --
Shrek , Beyonce and Denzel Washington were all having lunch together.
Shrek said, I've always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world , but how can I be sure?
Beyonce . . .
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