Tag: funny
member name: Renita P.
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October 16, 2008 10:56 PM EDT --
I've heard this one before, but it still makes me laugh...
Why I Fired My Secretary
Last week was my birthday
and I didn't feel very well
waking up on that morning.
I went downstairs . . .
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September 25, 2008 04:54 PM EDT --
TEXAS DEPUTY SHERIFF VS NEW YORK LAWYER
Only in Texas my friends... Only in Texas
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. . . .
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October 08, 2008 04:51 PM EDT --
The Rector will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing: 'Break Forth Into Joy.'
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter . . .
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October 08, 2008 05:22 PM EDT --
A salesman knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a faint, high pitched, "Come In".
He tried the door and it was locked, so he went around to the back door.
He knocked again and . . .
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October 10, 2008 02:31 PM EDT --
9 Things People Do that Bug Me
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where
my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
where the toilet is? . . .
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October 10, 2008 02:38 PM EDT --
A new opening phrase when seeing someone: 'Got lights yet?'
Coffee, frozen pizza and even rice can be grilled on a BBQ grill.
Hot pockets taste pretty good deep fried on the . . .
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October 10, 2008 02:44 PM EDT --
1. English: I Love You
2. Spanish: Te Amo
3. French: Je T'aime
4. German: lch Liebe Dich
5. Russian: Ya Lublu tbya
6. Thai: . . .
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October 13, 2008 05:30 PM EDT --
-------Original Message------- Lesson Learned? The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Have your parents tell you a story with a moral at the end. . . .
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October 14, 2008 08:05 PM EDT --
An old farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants
chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he
has a rooster that he can sell. 'Yeah, I've got this neat . . .
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October 14, 2008 11:01 PM EDT --
Here's some good financial advice I wanted you to consider given our current market condition
1. If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Wachovia stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left.
2. With . . .
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October 15, 2008 08:51 PM EDT --
Out of the mouths of babes...
I took my 2 girls, ages 7 & 4 to my Community Bible Study class. The kids have their own classes while the moms go to theirs. So, afterward I go to get my kids . . .
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October 16, 2008 05:04 PM EDT --
No...not my daughter this time! But a good story.
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident.
Someone had . . .
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October 16, 2008 05:10 PM EDT --
Shrek , Beyonce and Denzel Washington were all having lunch together.
Shrek said, I've always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world , but how can I be sure?
Beyonce . . .
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October 16, 2008 05:16 PM EDT --
Normally I avoid discussing any advice regarding buying or selling of
stocks, but I felt this is imporant enough to share and warn you since
this explosive situation might prove to be yet another Enron. . . .
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October 17, 2008 11:15 PM EDT --
Safe Smoking One day two old ladies were standing outside the nursing home casually having a smoke. After being outside for a while it started to rain on them. Suddenly, one of the ladies took out a condom, . . .
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January 05, 2009 10:10 AM EST --
Sorry for the all-caps but I wasn't going to retype it all!
AN OLD FARMER WENT TO TOWN TO SEE A MOVIE. THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?" THE OLD . . .
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June 22, 2009 10:29 PM EDT --
I really had to laugh tonight. My husband was working so I put the kids to bed and gave them a warning that they were not to come downstairs unless it was an emergency. Last night they had come . . .
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September 25, 2008 04:29 PM EDT --
For the moms:
Today's CleanLaugh - "Bath Note"
Dear Kids,
Don't be alarmed, the world isn't coming to an end. I am simply
taking a bath. It will take about thirty . . .
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January 16, 2009 07:01 PM EST --
THE SPOILED UNDER-30 CROWD!!!
If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how . . .
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January 19, 2009 04:51 PM EST --
This one is for everyone who...
a) has kids
b) had kids
c) was a kid
d) knows a kid
e) is going to have kids.
I guess that means all of us!!
DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS
I was packing . . .
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