Tag: funny
member name: Renita P.
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October 10, 2008 02:44 PM EDT --
1. English: I Love You
2. Spanish: Te Amo
3. French: Je T'aime
4. German: lch Liebe Dich
5. Russian: Ya Lublu tbya
6. Thai: . . .
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October 16, 2008 05:04 PM EDT --
No...not my daughter this time! But a good story.
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident.
Someone had . . .
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October 16, 2008 10:56 PM EDT --
I've heard this one before, but it still makes me laugh...
Why I Fired My Secretary
Last week was my birthday
and I didn't feel very well
waking up on that morning.
I went downstairs . . .
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October 17, 2008 11:15 PM EDT --
Safe Smoking One day two old ladies were standing outside the nursing home casually having a smoke. After being outside for a while it started to rain on them. Suddenly, one of the ladies took out a condom, . . .
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January 05, 2009 10:10 AM EST --
Sorry for the all-caps but I wasn't going to retype it all!
AN OLD FARMER WENT TO TOWN TO SEE A MOVIE. THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?" THE OLD . . .
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June 22, 2009 10:29 PM EDT --
I really had to laugh tonight. My husband was working so I put the kids to bed and gave them a warning that they were not to come downstairs unless it was an emergency. Last night they had come . . .
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October 08, 2008 04:51 PM EDT --
The Rector will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing: 'Break Forth Into Joy.'
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter . . .
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October 08, 2008 05:22 PM EDT --
A salesman knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a faint, high pitched, "Come In".
He tried the door and it was locked, so he went around to the back door.
He knocked again and . . .
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October 10, 2008 02:31 PM EDT --
9 Things People Do that Bug Me
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where
my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
where the toilet is? . . .
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October 13, 2008 05:30 PM EDT --
-------Original Message------- Lesson Learned? The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Have your parents tell you a story with a moral at the end. . . .
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October 14, 2008 08:05 PM EDT --
An old farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants
chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he
has a rooster that he can sell. 'Yeah, I've got this neat . . .
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October 15, 2008 08:51 PM EDT --
Out of the mouths of babes...
I took my 2 girls, ages 7 & 4 to my Community Bible Study class. The kids have their own classes while the moms go to theirs. So, afterward I go to get my kids . . .
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October 16, 2008 05:16 PM EDT --
Normally I avoid discussing any advice regarding buying or selling of
stocks, but I felt this is imporant enough to share and warn you since
this explosive situation might prove to be yet another Enron. . . .
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October 26, 2008 12:57 PM EDT --
Giving Up Wine
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty
and shabby-looki ng hom eless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for
dinner.
I took . . .
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October 27, 2008 05:01 PM EDT --
Halloween is coming!
A man is walking home alone late one foggy night...
when behind him he hears:
Bump...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he . . .
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October 28, 2008 09:42 PM EDT --
A woman went to her doctor...........The doctor, after an examination,
sighed and said, 'I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your
affairs in order.'
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November 03, 2008 03:58 PM EST --
I've read this before but it still makes me laugh!
Yesterday I was at my local Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and . . .
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November 06, 2008 11:34 PM EST --
Got To Pee A little boy and girl are playing in a sandbox. The little boy has to go to take a pee and he was told by his mother to always be polite and don't talk about private matters in public. . . .
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November 06, 2008 11:43 PM EST --
An atheist professor was teaching a college class and he told the class that he was going to prove that there was not a God.
He said, "God if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this . . .
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November 06, 2008 11:55 PM EST --
Remember When An older couple were lying in bed after an evening celebrating there 50th Wedding Anniversary. The husband was falling asleep,but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She . . .
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